Happy Bunny (TM)

So this lady at work has this calendar with a bunch of bunnies on it...I know weird that just this last weekend I went bunny bashing. Anyhow this calendar has some pretty cool sayings. Like these:

• Whatever, you moron.
• Hating you makes me all warm inside.
• Nobody's perfect. I'm as close as it gets.
• Your ugliness cheers me up.
• I'm happy. Don't wreck it by talking.
• Don't blame me. I was born awesome.
• You go girl. And don't come back.
• Please stop existing, thanks!
• Hi, where is your off button?
• Time to go, gross people. You know who you are.
• A makeover? You need to be runover.
• I just realized. I don't care.
• I've been naughty. So what.

I looked it up online and here are some more sayings of this Happy Bunny (TM).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYN27cYoGmU